Comrades,

IF TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER = 1 Part Funk + 1 Part Rock + 1 Part New Wave + 1 Part Soviet-Grade Uranium

AND 1 Part Funk + 1 Part Rock + 1 Part New Wave + 1 Part Soviet-Grade Uranium = Intergalactic Flava in ya Ear

THEN TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER = Intergalactic Flava in ya Ear

Red Logic is never wrong.

XOXO,
The Czar of Funk


Dear Listener,
Take Me to Your Leader is a masterpiece of sonic genius from the Milky Way’s beloved Cosmonauts. The album pairs well with coitus, moonwalks, and light speed travel. You will find a smokey single malt scotch from the Islay region compliments the grittiness of Transgender; an india pale ale’s bitterness rounds out the cosmic new wave of Space Debris; and a vintage Pol Roger brut champagne accentuates the Studio 54 decadence of Tar & Feather. Take Me to Your Leader is an instant family heirloom to be enjoyed for many generations to come. It is a celebration of youthful rejoice in the meditative vastness of space. Play this record loud and often so that it becomes ingrained in your every fiber and you will be rewarded with reveries of empyrean funk and delight.

Sweetly yours,
The Pendragon of Invention